12 Memorable Dog Quotes
“A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn’t care if you’re not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.”
-Louis Sabin, All About Dogs As Pets
“I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.”
-Penny Ward Moser
“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”
-Snoopy
“Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.”
-Henry Wheeler Shaw
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
-Andrew A. Rooney
“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?” - Woody “It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.”
-Norm from “Cheers”
“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”
-Anonymous
“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
-Lewis Grizzard
“My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am”
-author unknown
“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
-Franklin P Jones
“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
-John Steinbeck
“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
-Ben Williams
Photo by Octal Khan
We recommend: clearance items at SitStay.comRelated Articles
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:06 pm
There are two types of dogs in the world: 1) puntable (if they annoy you too much you can punt them into the next county) and 2) Dangerous (They are able to/about to rip your throat out. So you’d better be ready to kill them.
February 4th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
So many wonderful truths.
February 4th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
True. Very true. Dogs are awesome
September 28th, 2008 at 5:51 am
“its a dog eat dog world and you wont catch me in a tin of pedigree chum”