12 Memorable Dog Quotes

February 3rd, 2008 by Dee

“A dog doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor, big or small, young or old. He doesn’t care if you’re not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, nor the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector.”
-Louis Sabin, All About Dogs As Pets

“I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl.”
-Penny Ward Moser

“Yesterday I was a dog. Today I’m a dog. Tomorrow I’ll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There’s so little hope for advancement.”
-Snoopy

“Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.”
-Henry Wheeler Shaw

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
-Andrew A. Rooney

“How’s it going Mr. Peterson?” - Woody “It’s a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I’m wearing milk bone underwear.”
-Norm from “Cheers”

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.”
-Anonymous

“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
-Lewis Grizzard

“My goal in life is to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am”
-author unknown

“Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”
-Franklin P Jones

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.”
-John Steinbeck

“There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.”
-Ben Williams

Corgi Deep In Thought

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4 Responses to “12 Memorable Dog Quotes”

  1. steve Says:
    February 3rd, 2008 at 10:06 pm

    There are two types of dogs in the world: 1) puntable (if they annoy you too much you can punt them into the next county) and 2) Dangerous (They are able to/about to rip your throat out. So you’d better be ready to kill them.

  2. Craig Motsenbocker Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    So many wonderful truths.

  3. Eric Svenningson Says:
    February 4th, 2008 at 11:05 pm

    True. Very true. Dogs are awesome

  4. jodie Says:
    September 28th, 2008 at 5:51 am

    “its a dog eat dog world and you wont catch me in a tin of pedigree chum”

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